Sunday, July 10, 2011

Texas Republicans Throw Bush Under the Bus

Turns out the energy bill that phases out incandescent light bulbs was signed into law by George W. Bush in 2007.

Texas Republican lawmakers are throwing W under the gas guzzling bus, claiming its un-American to take away the power of Texans to choose. Yes, they were pro-choice . . .  when it comes to light bulbs?

So, in addition to being pro-terrorism (see: the sanctity of my private parts are a bigger priority than protecting everyone on the plane), Republicans in the Great State also want to prove they are bigger and badder than Mother Earth, legislating that, like the TSA security peeps, she keep her hands off them:
"I just believe that we should be able to buy what we want," Lavender said of the Texas law. "I've had calls from people in every state, and even in foreign countries, saying how much they appreciate this bill." 
"This is about more than just energy consumption, it is about personal freedom,'' said Rep. Joe L. Barton (R-Texas.), who's leading the repeal effort in the House. He recently cheered his state's action, declaring on Fox News: "I do thank the Lord that I live in Texas."
And, oh, snap, more evidence that Texas Republicans hate national security:
At his signing ceremony Bush said the bill was a “major step” toward making the United States “a nation that is stronger, cleaner and more secure.”
Note that Bush's energy bill also required automakers to make more fuel efficient cars. Look for the next Texas legislative session to feature bills that protect the right of Texas bubbas to drive gas guzzlers.

Poor George may have been born with a silver spoon in his mouth, but compared to the yahoos running his Party now, he looks down right progressive.

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