Dudley! Do Right by the Gulf!

I would have never thought BP would have a sense of humor, but here they go replacing the very unfunny Tony Hayward with Managing Director (Bob) Dudley "Do Right."

He's an American, so not a Canadian Mountie, and spent some of his childhood in Mississippi, so he knows Southern melodrama. If he succeeds by dumb luck like our hero, Dudley Do Right, that's OK by me.

The strange part is that the villain is BP whom he works for, and I'm not sure who the love interest is, unless it's the American public. He needs a horse to divert our attention away from the environmental disaster. Maybe Magic Sparkle Pony Matt, a commenter over at Bay Area Houston (where all BP posts have been mysteriously deleted,) can donate his horse to the cause.