Saturday, February 28, 2009
Blogging About Schools
A Glimpse At What It Will Be Like To Get A Voter ID In Texas
The woman asked me for my license, social security number, and current address, then told me to look into that weird telescope-y thing and read the fourth row of numbers and letters. Squinting, I did the best I could, given that the letters were about as legible as those Facebook partial-word confirmation messages. Apparently I missed two, but she shrugged, as if to say, oh well, the state needs your $24, Meemaw.
I was almost done. Until she looked at her computer screen, then looked at me. “Are you a U.S. citizen?” I stared back at her. “You’re kidding, right?”
Her: “No. It says here that your lawful status has not been verified.” Me: “Look at me.” Her: “You’re going to need to bring in your birth certificate as proof of citizenship.” Me: “My birth certificate. Do you know what my birth certificate says?” Her: (blank stare) Me: “It says my name is Baby Girl Smith. First name, Baby. Middle name, Girl. Last name, Smith.” Lady: “Uh-huh.” Me: “My parents couldn’t decide on a name because they thought I was going to be a boy.” Her: “Ma’am…” Me: “They were going to name me Bernie.” Her: “You could also bring in your passport.” Me: “Trust me, I’m American.” Her: “No.” Me: “I can’t speak Spanish for shit!” Her: (looking over my shoulder) “Next?” Me: “BUT I’M BLOND!” Her: “NO NOT REALLY!”
DAMMIT.
And then treehugger in the comments says:
Treehugger says:
Spouse of Treehugger’s name on her SS card did not exactly match her name on her DL. Talk about a pain…local, state, AND federal government. The holy trinity of BOB (burden of bureacracy)
So, when our precious legislators wave the voter ID flag all around the Texas Capitol this session, envision the above experiences being repeated over and over again as folks try to get the required ID to vote. Picture senior citizens going through this. If you don't think it will be one huge city/state/federal/homeland security clusterf%*#, then you haven't been to your local DPS recently.
This brings back REALLY BAD MEMORIES of standing in a ridiculously long line to get the son's first driver's license. All the while hoping, hoping, hoping you are clutching all of the correct papers in your hands.
I'd like to see a resolution that all House and Senate members have to go to the DPS and stand in that line for a couple of hours prior to the vote on Voter ID.
Seriously. And then they can explain why they want to put Texans through that for a non-existent problem.
Will Bunning Gift Us With The 60th Seat?
Sen. Jim Bunning (R-Ky.) told a room full of lobbyists this week that he'd resign his Senate seat early if he doesn't get campaign money from national Republicans, according to three sources with knowledge of the situation. [---] According to the sources, Bunning suggested at a campaign fundraiser in Washington that his resignation would be politically damaging for the GOP, since the Kentucky's governor, Steve Beshear, is a Democrat and would presumably select a Democrat to fill the seat — potentially giving the Democrats the 60 votes they need to overcome Republican filibusters. Republicans have grown increasingly concerned that Bunning will lose reelection in 2010, given his streak of erratic behavior and his poor fundraising.I wonder which is causing The Junior Senator to lose more sleep - the Bunning route to 60 seats or the possible KBH resignation, triggering a special election in The Great State. Either way, it's fun to watch Cornyn and his cronies squirm. BOR has more. It appears Bunning really did say he would resign, even though he is denying it.
Science Got Stimulated
Environmental Protection Agency: $7 billion stimulus. $2.7 billion increase in new budget, which is a 35% increase, and a total budget of $10.5 billion National Science Foundation: $3 billion stimulus. 8.5% increase in budget for a total budget of $10 billion. NASA: $1 billion stimulus. $700 million added to its $18 billion budget. Department of Energy: $39 billion stimulus. $2.4 billion added to budget.A budget is a document of priorities, and it's good to see science get some much needed attention. Any NASA people out there think NASA came out well, or did you hope for a lot more?
Friday, February 27, 2009
How To Save $1771 RIGHT NOW
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Cornyn Corner: Bunning Declares War
Sen. Jim Bunning all but declared war this morning on his own party’s Senate campaign committee chairman and threatened to sue the GOP if committee officials recruited an opponent to run against him in Kentucky’s 2010 Republican primary. The Kentucky Republican, who has said he is running for re-election next year, made his comments in a conference call with reporters this morning. Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, the chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee, confirmed to The WashingtonWhat a statesman is our John Cornyn! When he's not talking marriage between a man and a box turtle, he's alienating one of the senators he's sworn to protect in his "leadership" position. He's got one of his own declaring war and accusing him of not understanding English. A suggestion to Senator Bunning: pass some sort of English Only rule in the Senate, chase Cornyn across the border, and lock the big giant fence gate behind him.Post Monday that Kentucky Senate President David Williams had met with officials at the committee last week. Cornyn called it “a courtesy visit.” “Just to clear up any potential confusion, the NRSC supports Sen. Bunning,” Cornyn said. Asked if he was happy with Cornyn’s comments, Bunning said today: “I don’t believe anything John Cornyn says. I’ve had miscommunications with John Cornyn from, I guess, the first week of this current session of the Senate. He either doesn’t understand English or he doesn’t understand direct: ‘I’m going to run,’ which I said to him in the cloakroom of our chamber.” Bunning also said that if a candidate was recruited by the committee to run against him in a primary, he would file a lawsuit. “I would have a suit against the NRSC if they did that,” he warned. “Support of incumbents is the only reason for (the NRSC’s) existence,” Bunning added. “So if they recruited someone and supported them in a primary against me, I would be able to sue them because they’re not following their bylaws.”
Monday, February 23, 2009
League of Women Voters Fundraiser
A Repast With Political Pioneers VIII
Friday, February 20, 2009
What Do My Dinner Plates and the Milky Way Have in Common?
The Milky Way galaxy, as viewed from Earth, itself situated on one of the spiral arms of the galaxy, appears as a hazy band of white light in the night sky arching across the entire celestial sphere and originating from stars and other material that lie within the galactic plane.
Just give me some time and I'll get a big crack down the middle of one of the plates and they will look EXACTLY alike.
I know I am right about this.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Yeah, That's Me. On TV Talking About Coffee!
Jessica Farrar Elected Chair of House Democratic Caucus
Go, Jessica! Where is the button where I can favorite this state rep? :)
Rep. Farrar Elected Chair of House Democratic Caucus
(AUSTIN) -- On Thursday, February 19, 2009, the Democratic Caucus of the Texas House of Representatives elected State Rep. Jessica Farrar (D-Houston) Chair for the 2009-10 term.
Rep. Farrar stated that, "I am honored that my colleagues have demonstrated such faith in my leadership by electing me Democratic Caucus Chair. I pledge to continue to work with all members of the Texas House to protect and promote Democratic values by organizing efforts that deliver what Texans need in these hard economic times — health care, child care, an educated workforce produced by solid public schools and universities, all of which build a stronger economy."
First on Rep. Farrar's agenda as Chair is to immediately ask all Democratic Caucus members to participate in developing an agenda for the 81st Legislative Session that addresses the state's most pressing needs. "It is our responsibility to listen to our constituents and act on their concerns. Many times, the most crucial needs of everyday Texans are overlooked and overrun by misguided political agendas that cater to everyone but our constituents. I am committed to ensuring that the Democratic Caucus continues to put people before politics."
Given that a recent Gallup poll demonstrated that slightly more Texans identify themselves as Democrats rather than as Republicans (43.4% to 41%), Rep. Farrar believes that Texans across the state are ready for a new kind of leadership in the Texas House. "It is clear to me and my colleagues that more than ever, the House Democratic Caucus is in a position to serve as the voice of the majority of Texans that view issues such as education, health care, child care, emergency preparedness, and economic stability as the topics that the Texas Legislature should be addressing in place of the divisive and polarizing political agendas that have dominated for so long," she stated.
Rep. Farrar is in her 8th term as state representative of District 148.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
TX SB 875 Would Allow College Students Say In Class Start Times
By: Shapleigh S.B. No. 875 A BILL TO BE ENTITLED AN ACT relating to consideration of students' preferred class times in establishing course schedules at public institutions of higher education. BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF TEXAS: SECTION 1. Subchapter Z, Chapter 51, Education Code, is amended by adding Section 51.976 to read as follows: Sec. 51.976. COURSE SCHEDULE TO CONSIDER STUDENTS' PREFERRED CLASS TIMES. (a) In this section, "governing board" and "institution of higher education" have the meanings assigned by Section 61.003. (b) The governing board of each institution of higher education shall adopt a policy requiring the office or division responsible for creating the institution's course schedule to: (1) periodically survey enrolled students concerning the students' preferred class times; and (2) consider the survey results in establishing class times for future semesters or other academic terms. SECTION 2. This Act takes effect immediately if it receives a vote of two-thirds of all the members elected to each house, as provided by Section 39, Article III, Texas Constitution. If this Act does not receive the vote necessary for immediate effect, this Act takes effect September 1, 2009.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Men Are Tools
Men use the "tool part" of their brain when they see women in bikinis. And they don't think with their brains.In addition, research shows that when men even THINK of a scantily clad woman, they run - at warp speed - to their outdoor barbeque contraptions to smoke some meat. Because women are attracted to smoking meat.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
At Houston Latino Summit
it. Rick Noriega speaking.
We are at Minute Maid Park. Thanks to the organizers for a yummy
breakfast!
Friday, February 13, 2009
Twogetherness With Warren Chisum
The program with the atrocious spelling doubled the state fee for a marriage license from $30 to $60 starting on Sept. 1. Couples that take an eight-hour premarital counseling class get the fee waived but still pay the local fee, which in Tarrant County is $11. [---]Even with the higher license fee, few are bothering with the classes so far. In Tarrant County, of roughly 5,000 couples that filed for wedding licenses since September, about 140 received the discount, according to the local clerk's office.
Statewide, the Texas Health and Human Services Commission reports 602 licenses that received the waiver as of Thursday, according to a spokesperson.
Oh, man. Warren can't get a break. He learned he's out as Appropriations Chair and now this? People are just not showing WC the love! And, with Valentine's Day tomorrow. The day all divorced people shout "hallelujah!, I'm not married to that jerk anymore!"
But that's not stopping our Caped "My Morality is Better Than Your Morality" Crusader:
But Chisum isn't done with his campaign for couples counseling. He's filed another bill this session that would require most married couples with a child take a "crisis marriage education course" before a judge could approve a divorce.
This is just plain silly as a parenting course is ALREADY REQUIRED in most Texas counties before you can get a divorce in Texas.
I'd be a little more sympathetic to his concerns, if he'd get on his pretty pony and champion children's health care, education, and lower cost of living for families. It's not like there are not burning issues in front of the Legislature and everyone has the luxury of twiddling thumbs and making stuff up to keep themselves busy.
I've written about what a dumb idea the "Twogetherness" legislation was. I asked that it have some accountability built in - a requirement that it be reviewed based on data. Looks like the data is in, and Texans have soundly rejected Chisum getting involved in private, adult (painful) decisions.
Culberson: Twanger Management?
@wildbill Thank you ! no matter who you voted for you should be outraged at total lack of transparency &accountability on this massive bill @frivmo thanks - good advice - I will do my best to restrain my temper & avoid any trace of troll like behavior @blwarren you & entire nation have been shut out as biggest spending bill in history written & approved;that is tyranny & it is unacceptable Dem staff still writing the bill this afternoon AFTER Conf Com approved text - TOTALLY ILLEGAL; they have NO RESPECT FOR YOU or the law! @anaJay It also makes me physically ill; their arrogance & utter disrespect for us & the great heritage they have been entrusted with (muse note: this is my personal favorite) You got change, America; we are now ruled by arrogant tyrants who are hypocritical, smug elitists; will you lie down & take it? NOT ME!!! (muse note: my second personal favorite. He asks D's how he should vote?) @compujeramey There are many Ds I trust who also assured me Patriot Act could only be used overseas against foreigners using cell phones @vedo go to http://www.rules.house.gov/; they only posted the text at 10:45PM; WE VOTE TOMORROW; open your eyes; they DO NOT RESPECT YOU @DCSas Arrogance: they really don't care what you think & Dem leadership also think they are much smarter than ignorant masses so why bother Truth now empirically obvious: new Dem Congress & Pres could care less what the public thinks - they have no respect for you or your opinion (muse note: I think the only thing to really fear is Culberson's out of control temper) If all 6,523 of you will RT to each one of your followers & urge them to RT etc ASAP we can strike real fear into the hearts of Cong leaders Tonight is a vitally important moment in American history - lets try together tonight to slow down Nancy Pelosi's freight train RT: Never before have so few people spent so much money in so little time with so much secrecy & done so much damage to the next generation (muse note: while plane was crashing outside Buffalo, NY) @frivmo So you're OK w you & your NY Congressman being totally shut out of writing the biggest spending bill in American history? @blwarren you & entire nation have been shut out as biggest spending bill in history written & approved;that is tyranny & it is unacceptable @boonyboy This is how tyrants rule; arrogant disregard of public will'opinion; utter contempt for the law - plz help expose them w new mediaI'm curious if he remembers the tyranny of the Bush administration or did he just sleep through that?
Monday, February 09, 2009
Shock and Awe, Obama Style
Sunday, February 08, 2009
Evolution News, Doggy Style
I found this to be interesting. While everyone knows (except seven Texas SBOE members) that dogs descended from wolves, there's a new finding that dogs have provided a gene for darker coats to North American wolves, giving them selective advantage. So, dogs have made wolves more dog-like.
What's the selective advantage? Up to 70% of the gray wolves in North America have this darker coat. Here's an intriguing possibility:
. . . it turns out [the same] gene is involved in humans in helping bolster the immune system to fight off infection," Barsh said.Wow! Evidence of evolution is everywhere! We share genes with dogs and wolves! Let's be sure our school kids in Texas are aware of this.
Governor Flip Flop: Rick Perry is now Pro-Evolution
During his last re-election campaign, Perry came out boldly for public schools teaching “intelligent design” alongside evolutionary theory. Perry’s spokeswoman called intelligent design “a valid scientific theory,” an analysis disputed by the scientific establishment and overruled by at least one federal judge.wait for it . . . wait for it . . . here comes the flop:
He came to Houston Thursday to announce the awarding of a $5.5 million grant from his office to the University of Houston to persuade one of Europe’s top scientists and his team of 15 researchers to set up shop here.Dr. Jan-Ã…ke Gustafsson will use the money to establish a Center for Nuclear Receptors and Cell Signaling. It has nothing to do with weapons, but with a process through which activities inside living cells can “activate” and “de-activate” genes, a concept that falls squarely within evolutionary theory.
Looks like Perry is now squarely in the evolutionary camp! This is a flip flop I can believe in.
Human Evolution Speeding Up!
Until recently, conventional wisdom held that human beings had mastered their environment so thoroughly that the imperative to evolve in many ways diminished about 10,000 years ago, when agriculture gave rise to more-stable societies. "People thought that with technology and culture, there'd be no reason for physical things to make any difference," said Milford Wolpoff, a paleoanthropologist at the University of Michigan. "If you can ride a horse, it doesn't matter if you can run fast." That turned out to be wrong. As it happens, the pace of evolution has been speeding up -- not slowing down -- in the 40,000 years since our ancestors fanned out from Ethiopia to populate the globe. And in the 5,000 to 10,000 years since agriculture triggered the growth of large societies, the pace has accelerated to 100 times historical levels. "When there's more people, there are more mutations," Wolpoff said. "And when there are more mutations, there's more selection."Here's an interesting example. Increased sex drive = ADD?:
...they found a number of genes involved in brain development, including a version of a dopamine receptor gene called DRD4 that is sweeping through the European population. Some think it is a novelty-seeking variant, others that it affects libido. What they do know is that having two copies increases the odds of having attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder.Genetic mutations that help prevent malaria and that help adults digest milk, as well as to prevent Type 2 diabetes are other examples of recent human evolution. Blue eyes are a recent development. It was only 6000-10,000 years ago that the first human with blue eyes was born somewhere near the Black Sea. Darwin suggested that the genetic mutation for blue eyes might have made humans more sexually desirable (I'm seeing a theme here), but there is research being done to see if pale skin and light colored eyes gave Northern Europeans an advantage in absorbing more vitamin D in weaker sunlight conditions. Those of you who are blue-eyed and don't "believe in" the scientific fact of evolution might want to look in the mirror and ask yourselves how you got to be such an oddity.
Friday, February 06, 2009
"I Love Jesus, But I Drink A Little"
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Saint Olson
Olson’s emphasis on a grassroots, neighbor-to-neighbor effort propelled Team Olson to knock on more than 150,000 doors during the 2008 cycle, hold more than 100 meet-and-greet events and build a network of supporters across the district. Team Olson took nothing for granted. No precinct was ruled out in the primary because conventional wisdom viewed it as “out of reach.” Indeed, Olson devoted extra time to areas seen as tougher for his candidacy, making personal and repeated contact with voters. Another key element in the strategy was message discipline: Know who you are and stick to your message.But, Lampson did the same and more. No need to tell a fairy tale to the cute, small children in TX-22 over how this race was won. C&E might have wanted to flesh this out a bit about the fear mongering that went on in 22 over the black, Muslim man running for President. Because that worked against Lampson in a big way.
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Fossil Evidence of Evolution: Whale Edition
Those darn fossils keeping popping up, filling in the gaps of what we know about how animals evolved.
This deal about the whale fetus is pretty interesting. It was positioned head down, indicating it was born on land and needed to come out breathing. The flipper-like legs were not conducive to spending much time on land, so it's probable these whales mated and gave birth on land, but lived mostly in the ocean.
"They clearly were tied to shore," Gingerich said. "They were living at the land-sea interface and going back and forth."He said the Maiacetus fossils appear to represent an intermediate whale form, showing the evolution from land-dwelling to aquatic creatures.
Now, Texas SBOE, do the right thing and make it clear that evolution is the backbone of biology - day in and day out. Fossil evidence, molecular evidence - almost beside the point. The theory of evolution is used to validate and predict scientific phenomena, so we are beyond the point of trying to "prove" evolution all the time.
More photos here.
Tom Daschle in "This Old Pontiac"
SBOE Forum: Saturday, Feb. 7th in Austin
Okey dokey, folks. For those of you who have been wanting to see Cynthia Dunbar - MY SBOE member (God bless your good luck if she's not yours) - in action, here's your big chance. It's this coming Saturday, in Austin - be there. Of course, the notice I got says that only one of the two speakers is confirmed. Let's hope it's Dunbar so we can do some scientific observations on nuttery in action.
Saturday, February 7, 2009 11:45am-1:15pm
Yarborough Public Library, 2200 Hancock Dr.
Focus on K-12 Science: Texas Essential Knowledge and Skills(TEKS) as Determined by our elected Representatives
Guest Speaker(s) [we hope for both, one confirmed so far]:
Mrs. Cynthia Dunbar, attorney, and teacher of anatomy and physiology to high school age students, elected member of the State Board of Education from SBOE District 10, including all of Travis county north of the Colorado River, plus Bastrop, Williamson, and other counties [not yet confirmed].
Dr. Lorenzo Sadun, PhD (University of California at Berkeley), professor of mathematics at the University of Texas at Austin, and parent of children currently in the public schools, who has testified before the State Board of Education on the science standards for K-12 [confirmed].
This forum, like everything at the Austin Public Libraries, is open to all without charge
For more information: John Keohane, 371-3853, keohane@prodigy.net
Sunday, February 01, 2009
Got Flu? Blame Evolution
using DNA evidence to free or convict people accused of crimes (don't believe in evolution? don't agree to DNA analysis if you are falsely accused) create antibiotics and vaccines (don't "believe" in evolution? don't partake of modern medicine) treat diseases such as wet macular degeneration (don't "believe" in evolution? go blind and quit complaining) improve detergents (don't "believe" in evolution? don't wash your clothes)This year is the 150th anniversary of the writing of The Origin of Species, and the 200th anniversary of Darwin's birth. For a list of events that mark these occasions, go to www.darwin2009houston.org

