I'm not real super convinced Kinky's not going to pull a Tuesday surprise and say he's running as an Independent for Governor again in 2010 (you know, because it worked out so well for him and all of us in 2006.)
But, the Chron is reporting Tuesday is announcement day for the man who gave us 39%, and he says he's running as a Democrat this time.
You know what 2006 Kinky voters, I've got a brand new shiny authentic Texan toy for you this time and it's name is Hank Gilbert. Hank is a real cowboy. He talks loud. He gets crowds riled up. He ain't no arm-swinging George Bush on the ranch, or John Cornyn in fringe get-up, or Rick Perry in chaps for a photo opp.
So, buckaroos, kick the guy who gave you "Cowboy Way" to the curb and mosey on over to Hank Gilbert's website. We can all point and laugh at Kinky on Tuesday and know we have other options.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
It's Gonna Be a Kinky Tuesday
I'm not real super convinced Kinky's not going to pull a Tuesday surprise and say he's running as an Independent for Governor again in 2010 (you know, because it worked out so well for him and all of us in 2006.)
But, the Chron is reporting Tuesday is announcement day for the man who gave us 39%, and he says he's running as a Democrat this time.
You know what 2006 Kinky voters, I've got a brand new shiny authentic Texan toy for you this time and it's name is Hank Gilbert. Hank is a real cowboy. He talks loud. He gets crowds riled up. He ain't no arm-swinging George Bush on the ranch, or John Cornyn in fringe get-up, or Rick Perry in chaps for a photo opp.
So, buckaroos, kick the guy who gave you "Cowboy Way" to the curb and mosey on over to Hank Gilbert's website. We can all point and laugh at Kinky on Tuesday and know we have other options.
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kinky is only good for a few laughs and off color jokes.
Oh. and Hank wont take shit from no one!
Hank didn't excite me in 2006. I found nothing to like about him besides the D beside his name. Why do I want to like him this time around?
- The one who provided the first-hand report about The One In Pink's swearing in.
Glad to see you here, first hand reporter. :)
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