Kleinschmidt, Kolkhorst and Kuempel Legally Change Their Names
At the urging of State Representative Betty Brown, Representatives Kleinschmidt, Kolkhort and Kuempel changed their last names to Smith, Cole and Powell today. Brown had chastised them in a committee hearing on the necessity of Voter ID saying, "Rather than everyone here having to learn German - I understand it's a rather harsh language - do you think it would behoove you people to change your damn name to something all of us can spell here? I mean really, you should have done that when you stepped off the boat from the motherland."
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Frickin idiots!
I heard from a reliable source that Callegari was seen legally changing his name to "Calamari". Since it's a food item, he felt that it MIGHT allow him to continue to vote. He's a little concerned that it's still, well, too "ethnic", but he was loathe to change it to "Gary", the name suggested to him by Rep. Brown.
Heard Betty Brown is going to change her name to reflect her party: Lily White.
Also overheard:
Rep. Heflin changed his name to Representative Heffalump so that all poll workers who are Winnie the Pooh fans will allow him to vote.
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