Are You Smarter Than a Cougar?

If older women have smarter children and older men have dumber children, then: Cougar + hottie = Harvard bound! Read about the scientific case for cougars here.

It concluded that older fathers have dumber children, at least according to tests designed to measure "thinking, reasoning, concentration, memory, understanding, speaking, reading, and motor skills." The simultaneous finding that older women have smarter kids, according to the same measures, was often buried in the second to last paragraph. Crunching the numbers, Nussbaum concludes: "The most intelligent children must be the outcome of 45-year-old career women inseminated by their 21-year-old personal trainers."

Sounds like old guys need to get their vasectomies ASAP, so we can raise the IQ of future generations.