Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The Last Supper?

Craddick and His Cronies will hold what could be a last supper of burgers and tea on Sunday. It's shaping up to be a farewell dinner, with absolutely no one competing to be at the right hand of Craddick. Craddick will predict that he will suffer after this meal and that this will be his last meal prior to finishing his work on behalf of his lobbyist friends. He will ask the cronies to eat more burgers in remembrance of him. He will predict that one disciple, Chisum, will deny him, and go off the reservation with the print media about how he doesn't have enough votes to remain King of the Kingdom (proving it's easy to predict what's already happened). Lastly, Craddick will toss the Cup of Ice Tea at the 11 false Republicans who are meeting to pick his replacement (proving that the Republicans really do believe in voter ID. If your ID says you are a dufus, you don't get to be in the Cool Kids Who Pick the Speaker Club.)

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