Romance Me One More Time, Rosenthal!

Harris County DA, Chuck Rosenthal, is talking about getting back into the race. This was after he was shamed into dropping out over inappropriate emails to his secretary - his once and maybe current mistress.

Chuck, did your attraction to my left ear cause this change in heart?

Did ex-FBI agent wife buy your b.s. explanation, and everything is okey dokey at home? ("Oh, honey, it was so great of you to help that woman who was having personal problems! Let's have pity sex!")

Oh, but wait. Kuff uncovered something that indicates Romancethal didn't withdraw from the race properly:

Is it Leitner vs. Rosenthal in the primary? So, Kelly Siegler can't jump in?

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!