I'm Qualified To Be D.A.!

I'm qualified because I found the restrooms at the Harris County District Attorney's office (and took photos). That's what Kelly Siegler said distinguished her from her opponents for the D.A.'s job - she knows the location of the restrooms and they do not. Heeere's Kelly!

"To put it bluntly, Judge Lykos, Mr. Leitner and Clarence Bradford don't know where the restrooms are in the office," she said.

I got a tip from a friend that the restrooms are VERY easy to find and that I might want to wander over there with the muse camera. Sure enough, they are RIGHT NEXT TO Chuck Rosenthal's office! Men's to the left; women's to the right. For the curious, go to the Harris County Criminal Courts building and go to the 6th floor. Rosenthal's office is immediately to the right of the elevator.

Here's the D.A.'s office:


And the men's restroom to the left of the D.A.'s office:


Women's restroom to the right of the D.A.'s office:


Oh, and here are all the news trucks outside the Criminal Courts building. I think they are just camping out there everyday waiting for the next episode of the Chuck 'n Kelly show.


To put it bluntly: Muse 2012! I'm changing my residency and I'm gonna be your new Harris County District Attorney! Because I'm qualified. And potty location trained.