Yay! Sugar Land Is The Fifth Safest City in America

We are safer ever since Tom DeLay moved away last year! We scored lower due to the absence of this one criminal element. The lower the score, the safer the city.

A list of the most and least dangerous cities with at least 75,000 residents, as measured by the study City Crime Rankings: Crime in Metropolitan America, published by Washington-based CQ Press. The authors analyzed FBI crime statistics released Sept. 24. The danger score uses zero as the national average. Cities are ranked, followed by their scores.

Surprise, Detroit is the most dangerous city in America.

I guess the Sugar Land-In-A-Box game that was all the rage last Christmas (among the David Wallace clan) will have to be reissued with a "You're Safe! Do Not Travel To Detroit!" space on the board.

I'm trying to ignore that my very own little neighborhood in the fifth safest city in America had two break-ins about six months ago.