I Confess. I Poured John Davis' Fish Fry Grease Down The Toilet.

John Davis had a campaign kick off event on October 19 and oh, my God, he got caught clogging up a lift station in Pasadena with the fish fry grease. It was such a problem that the event location kept his deposit. Fox 26 did an expose on this environmental disaster tonight with the reporter and Davis' opponent, Sherrie Matula, peering down into the bowels of the lift station. It was discovered that the grease was poured . . . down the TOILET. Doesn't everyone's mamma teach them that this is JUST NOT DONE? So, who exactly did this? John Davis threw up his hands and tossed the blame the caterers way (sort of). The caterers threw up their hands and threw the blame Matula's way (sort of).

OK, everyone. I confess. I saw the fish fry sign by the side of I-45 and Clear Lake City Blvd. I thought it would be real super fun to sneak into the event and siphon away all that fish fry grease (for a whole 30 people) and haul it off to the toilet and give it a big flush. Oh, wait. You remember I was in Salt Lake City that night? Damn, those nasty blogger records. A minor detail. I had Deep Throat do it for me. Yeah, that's what happened.

John Davis really helped us out with our Grease Down the Toilet Caper with his anti-environmental rhetoric at the debate with Matula. How fun to see the YouTube of that on the Fox 26 report!

Seriously, catch the real story here. It's pretty close to my fish tale. Hopefully, Fox 26 will have the story up on their website soon. You know how it is with the mainstream media. It takes them awhile to catch up with the blogosphere.