Shelley ditched her usual pink and dressed in "shrimp" for the Sugar Land Rotary Club's annual Shrimp Fest on Saturday. The jacket looks orange in the photo, but rest assured, it was "shrimp" colored. The only one who should be dressed in "shrimp" would be the shrimp mascot that stood at the door and greeted everyone.
Shelley was fashionably late for the festivities, and eventually ended up working the crowd.
I heard she was early to Tom DeLay's church this morning and stood up her interview with an out of town reporter (she had given him a later time). Hmm. THAT is not fashionable.
Shelley seems to have all sorts of fashion problems. Two of my friends think Shelley was dressed up for Halloween with the orange shirt and black tights. I still say the jacket was shrimp-colored. I'm sticking to that. The black tights? I was practically mesmerized by them, they were such an oddity.
Shelley told everyone she approached that they had to vote for her two times on Nov. 7th. She'd hold up one finger, "once in the special" and then two fingers, "and the second time you need to write me in for the general." I didn't hear her talking issues with anyone, just doing show and tell voting instructions.
Congressman Nick Lampson, D-Sugar Land? Yeah, he was there. Early. Worked the crowd the whole time. Heard lots from disaffected Republicans. Talked issues, issues, issues with everyone.
And, it appears he is not a fashion victim. He's dressed as a congressman, not as a shrimp.
Shelley ditched her usual pink and dressed in "shrimp" for the Sugar Land Rotary Club's annual Shrimp Fest on Saturday. The jacket looks orange in the photo, but rest assured, it was "shrimp" colored. The only one who should be dressed in "shrimp" would be the shrimp mascot that stood at the door and greeted everyone.
Shelley was fashionably late for the festivities, and eventually ended up working the crowd.
I heard she was early to Tom DeLay's church this morning and stood up her interview with an out of town reporter (she had given him a later time). Hmm. THAT is not fashionable.
Shelley seems to have all sorts of fashion problems. Two of my friends think Shelley was dressed up for Halloween with the orange shirt and black tights. I still say the jacket was shrimp-colored. I'm sticking to that. The black tights? I was practically mesmerized by them, they were such an oddity.
Shelley told everyone she approached that they had to vote for her two times on Nov. 7th. She'd hold up one finger, "once in the special" and then two fingers, "and the second time you need to write me in for the general." I didn't hear her talking issues with anyone, just doing show and tell voting instructions.
Congressman Nick Lampson, D-Sugar Land? Yeah, he was there. Early. Worked the crowd the whole time. Heard lots from disaffected Republicans. Talked issues, issues, issues with everyone.
And, it appears he is not a fashion victim. He's dressed as a congressman, not as a shrimp.
8 comments:
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
And those shoes!
anonymous,
Yeah, I forgot to point out the old lady shoes. Kinda orthopedic looking when you see them in person.
That's county commissioner Andy "Nooky's Erotic Bakery" Meyers in the middle of the photo in the flag hat and white shirt.
He pretty much followed her around the whole night.
Halloween. Definitely Halloween.
As "Shrimp Lady" Shel made a feeble attempt. Maybe she forgot the antennae? Beware dermatologists when they attempt to show how "fun" they are.
While it must have been fun to hang with Nick et al., I definitely think you missed the boat. Stiffs in DeLay-Land as opposed to the Love Fest in Edna.
And, that guy to the left of Andy Meyers? That's Shelley's Sex on the Beach replacement side kick.
hal,
I don't know. Her helmet hair alone correlates to a shrimp's exoskeleton. Hard and crusty with hairspray.
muse,
You gotta understand, there are rules here.
Hair cannot be uncorraled. This is Texas. Shel is just following the lead of her state's chief executive. Bob "Helmet Hair" Perry.
Heck, muse, without Bob, my stock in Helen of Troy Corp. will absolutely CRASH depending on Rick's use of this product, recently acquired from Proctor and Gamble. Shel makes use of similar products with feminine names, but not to the extent of the gov. He has the patent on hair arrangement.
Shel, like everything else, is a in a learning mode.
Hey Shel, what about those 2 million dollars that Houston taxpayers are going to have to cough up to finance your replacement election? Don't they at least get an apology?
And Shel, just where do you stand on the War in Iraq? No one knows.
I think you should be a little more understanding here, Muse. Maybe she had to dress like that to match Andy's dorkiness.
I heard that Andy followed her around so closely all night that if she had stopped fast, they could have been arrested for non-missionary style indecency.
I like sex on the beach better.
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