Sunday, August 20, 2006

David Wallet: Will He Stay Or Will He Go?

Mayor Dave has a new theme song (previously, it was "Up From The Grave He Arose" because of how he came back from the dead after his near-drowning in his pool - also because his radio attack ad on Lampson had the angels singing at the end during the part about how Wallet will be the savior of our congressional district).

Sing along with Dave:

Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

He's going to publicly make his annoucement on Monday afternoon. Location: Sugar Land Town Square. The media has been alerted. A noon appointment with the hair stylist has been scheduled. He's made a database of his potential voters and he's checked it twice. He's fielding calls from his endorsers who are asking, "how did my name get on that list?"

Democrats remember the last time there was a polictical press conference at Sugar Land Town Square. We learned that air horns are the required accessory for such an event.

Time's ticking, David. Will you stay or will you go?

2 comments:

Mark said...

This indecision's bugging me
Esta undecision me molesta

If you dont want me, set me free
Si no me quieres, librame

Exactly whom Im supposed to be
Diga me que tengo ser

Dont you know which clothes even fit me?
saves que robas me querda?

Come on and let me know
Me tienes que desir

Should I cool it or should I blow?

muse said...

My guess is that he'll stay in the race. His enormous ego and 08 aspirations will cause him to blow off all the TX-22 Republicans and Benkiser. He'll flood our mailboxes with a ton of mailers comparing his hair to Ronald Reagan's.