Councilwoman Barbie Baptized Tonight

She's Pink! She wears enormous hats! She dresses inappropriately for community functions!
Shelley Sekula-Gibbs has been annointed as the right-in candidate for the Republicans in TX-22 tonight at the Baptist Church. She joins David Wallet (whose campaign song is "Up From the Grave He Arose!" - more on that at another time) and Don Richardson, stealth candidate, for the So You Think You Can Vote? e-slate challenge.
I cannot wait to see Shelley and David tear into each other. It will make the catfight look and sound tame, in comparison.

3 comments:
Holy smokes, muse, will this story ever cool off?
I finally UNDERSTAND!. It is a soap opera writ on the stage of Texas congressional politics. But here's the rub: no teleplay writer would ever have been able to come up with this plot.
Then there's Tom's book to consider. Cha-ching, another 50,000 units sold.
God, I GET it now.
Hey, it makes sense. A write-in effort is ridiculous, so they chose the most ridiculous candidate they could find. Personally I think it's the kiss of death for Shelley, like they're saving their REAL contenders for 2008. I wonder how badly she'll embarrass everyone.
elliott
Shelley Sekula Greenburg Rodriguez Gibbs.....The pink has to go. The hair needs to be updated. UGH! She has been riding on the coat tail of DeLay for ages (just waiting)! She is a soap opera....And I am still not going to vote for her.
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